If not rehab, then what? Death?

Parents would object to it because it wouldn’t work.

I don’t know if that’s victim blaming. It’s asking a question.

It wasn’t a domestic. They weren’t together. They didn’t live together. It happened in a public place. They aren’t even sure who did what.

I love how Philly takes pride in being assholes. I guess everyone has a niche.

Hey, so long as they do so in landscape mode, it’s cool. Always never forget to use landscape people.

You divorced her over that? I hope you didn’t have kids.

The elevator was actually there though, right? I mean, you didn’t send her down an elevator shaft because that’s wayyy over the line.

Thank you! IDK why, but I just couldn’t see the second line very well and was guessing the second line was “I’m out.” haha which is way too callous, but only mildly worse than I can’t.

Three months?! Man that’s a long time.

This is excellent because it’s the most efficient.

LOL. You do realize that telling a girl we’re gay is one of our favorite non confrontational ways of breaking up. No anger. It’s not our fault. etc. etc. It’s the perfect break up move and makes for a good story with your buddies who will totally welcome the opportunity to tell you they’ve thought for a long time that…

Maybe act completely confused and try to convince them that you never met before.

Oh come on! Do you really expect us to believe you can pick up your car and hit someone with it? We’re gullible, but not that gullible.

Oh well, ya live, ya learn.

no clue what that gif is trying to say and assume someone broke up by post it. Which, you have to admire the breaker-upper’s efficiency. It’d fit on a tweet. Not sure what the second line is though.

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You realize there’s a great chance this is staged, right? Until the location and incident has been verified I think we’d be wise to not give this video much consideration.

Do not have sex with a cactus or sharp objects.

IDK. The swearing?