I love how the French laugh in English.

Perfect daughters? IDK about that. One of them seems okay, but the not so attractive one? She’s a problem! Kudos to the Obamas for keeping that one away from the camera. That’s going to be a lot harder to do starting in January.

If they deport her, people gonna be pissed.

That’s why it’s so difficult to them to breed in captivity.

Johnnie? Is that you Johnnie M.?

Yeah, that was is awesome. I’m mesmerized by the fat shock wave that goes through his body.

How about we say four and a half?

Don’t worry about it, it’ll happen again because NFL records eventually are broken.

I saw that movie. The naked blue guy from that other movie? He’s not in this movie.

More frisbee less soccer please.

Yeah, but that does create space for nocturnal erections and if fat people sleep on their back, their sleep apnea may kill them or worse, wake up and be stuck on their back like a turtle that flipped over.

Maybe if Panda started smoking he could drop some weight. Or smoking and jogging.

This is why you never, ever hire fat people and why you always, always layoff fat people. Fat employees are a liability.

The red sox could attempt to have him lose weight using a heart rate monitor and getting his heart rate up to 240-260 beats per minute. Or better yet, 1 beat per minute for every pound he weighs.

1. He’s a rapist

It’s stupid to include green and purple because they could mention tan or dark brown or light brown.

OMG!!! That is so gross! And at the end, the brother is trying to get the first bite of the fetus.

“This is a stick up.”

To be fair, the robbery was really, really quiet, so they didn’t notice.

Tom, now what happens if his mom sees his girlfriends?