Don’t worry about it, it’ll happen again because NFL records eventually are broken.

I saw that movie. The naked blue guy from that other movie? He’s not in this movie.

More frisbee less soccer please.

Yeah, but that does create space for nocturnal erections and if fat people sleep on their back, their sleep apnea may kill them or worse, wake up and be stuck on their back like a turtle that flipped over.

Maybe if Panda started smoking he could drop some weight. Or smoking and jogging.

This is why you never, ever hire fat people and why you always, always layoff fat people. Fat employees are a liability.

The red sox could attempt to have him lose weight using a heart rate monitor and getting his heart rate up to 240-260 beats per minute. Or better yet, 1 beat per minute for every pound he weighs.

1. He’s a rapist

It’s stupid to include green and purple because they could mention tan or dark brown or light brown.

OMG!!! That is so gross! And at the end, the brother is trying to get the first bite of the fetus.

“This is a stick up.”

To be fair, the robbery was really, really quiet, so they didn’t notice.

Tom, now what happens if his mom sees his girlfriends?

That’s one way of looking at it. Here’s what happened in Georgia: There was a vote on whether or not to secede. The governor assumed people would vote to secede, they didn’t, so enough ballots weren’t counted and kept from being counted by being hidden in statehouse storage. Time ran out and the inaccurate results…

I’m guessing guys join a frat for a wide range of reasons. I’m sure it’s not all bad or all good or that all of them are bad or good. It’s probably like joining a union or any other organization. You sign up for your own reasons and end up defending the organization even though you don’t like all of it’s members or…

It’s hard to understand why will smith did some of the films he has given recent events.

I think it’s because they were in the mood to.

What?! How could your dad possibly not be an ignorant bigot? Was he in a fraternity? Did he go to one of their parties?

Oh, he definitely thinks it’s their problem and tbh it is. It’s not like he could fix it. If the men offered to boycott, that would make a difference, but as an individual player, he’s as powerless as other individual players to change pay structure.

Now that’s the first reasonable suggestion anyone has made on this topic. THAT would be a productive means to an end and honestly, $1,350 for when the women win a game is incredibly low and there’s no mention of what they make with a loss. I’m pretty sure most baseball players make more than that per pitch whether…