You just set up shop on one of those heated loungers and choose your comfort zone.

Maybe you get a job ON the ship? As a life guard or blackjack dealer?

Nah, it was a spot on her glasses. No one wanted to ruin her belief though, so we just let her have it.

And how ‘bout slowing down and picking up that skinny ass polar bear on that chunk of ice? At least give him a tow. Something!

Your wish is their command.

That thing looked pretty sweet and I’m a guy, who normally wouldn’t care, but that was some serious bling.

Yet another perk of global warming - the ocean is more navigable.

IKR? It’s better than that, I give the gift of job security. Particularly if I know the guy.

My buddy gets up every movie to pee the rest of us can’t believe how small his bladder is.

And that’s why you never, ever throw anything away when you’re at the movies.

Exactly. Sometimes it’s about looking like you aren’t peeing. Wearing shorts? On grass? Take a knee and snake it like soccer players do. If someone approaches, you’re tying your shoe.

9. Outdoor shower. It’s quasi indoors by virtue it has the word door as part of the desc

Just let us know how the interview goes Drew!

Ohhhhh. So it’s all about how YOU feel.

What do you mean? It happened in Brussels. Other than condolences, there’s nothing to do.

When was the last mass shooting?

You can’t just close Belgium!

We have too many isms.

Only humans behave this way to this extent.

It’d be interesting to see one of the majors change how they dole out prize money and the winnings above $25,000 go to a charity of their choice.