Vetting. Haha, yeah vetting happens just like congressional oversight of our intelligence gathering community.

He is NOT expected to serve 25 years in prison.

I actually AM a trademark nice guy and yeah, we don’t murder. This plankton Plaskon can’t possibly be a nice guy. WTF, Plankton! Just ask another girl or go by yourself or with a group or go with a dude. Pretty much anything other than murder. Even not going is an option.

What operating system are you using?

No one on the outside will be fucking this guy any time soon.

Don’t pay attention to everything Bernie says, he also references Selma and Louise, and wonders why they aren’t in a bus.

We should care because I was about 12 at the time and hadn’t seen any old man dicks and a guy pulled it up on his cell phone during lunch. We wondered, “Is that just what happens when you get old? Gross. Maybe it’s just an ugly dick?”

Well, I like Tim Allen a whole lot less.

[Me muttering] Please let it be a Bush. Please let it be a Bush.

That’s why you should alternate days using Xanax on the off days.

I think the pro life people should be forced to rebrand themselves as “pro host” or “Pro pregnancy” because they aren’t that concerned with the mother’s life.

Yuk on med school, but at least you’re heading towards Scrubs, which had it’s moments.

It’s not a need, it’s a choice, but point taken.

DIY abortions aren’t illegal. It’s HER body. What she puts in it, is her business. Having an abortion or not having one, is HER choice and how she goes about it is really nobody else’s business except maybe professional abortionists who make a living doing that, but even then, it’s all a series of choices made by her…

Flint Michigan would like to have a word with you.

Yeah, I actually wished he would have temporarily ignored the ref for a few more seconds or pulled back with all his strength just to see what happens.

Well, now utley can consider taking a ball to the face if he ever has to break up a double play against that guy in the future.

phoning it in

I stand corrected. When I told my roommate what I wrote and your reply he very flatly stated, “You’re an idiot. Not even close. Go look it up.” Here it is:

It’s not a stupid question.