I didn’t do those things and let me tell you, my cousins thought I was asking for trouble when I didn’t hold my breath going past a cemetery. I think they believe they’d inhale a spirit? I have no idea, that’s just a guess.

Rabinowitz and the other Irish take petty things wayyy too seriously. Damn you Irishers!

Do they hold their breath when they drive by a cemetery?

So his head jerks forward as the opponent’s hand goes by the back of his head? Oh, okay. You keep believing that.

Ahh yes. People should get their political beliefs and moral compass and parenting advice from a sitcom based on a fictional middle class black family.

If you look closely, he gets hit in the back of the head and THEN sticks his foot out.. Thus a good no call

Watch a few seconds of this video: The long stick man in red is making a pass, as his teammate catches it, he gets hammered. Video will start at 8 second mark, hit come a couple seconds later.

Same.

Oh, it’s legal baby.

It would have been better if Schefter didn’t post the medical records and instead, had the actual mangled finger in a jar and played, “Guess who’s finger this is?”

What about an Oscar for my weiner?

My point is/was, in my experience having large hands makes throwing a football pretty effortless. I didn’t even know until I was tossing a ball around during gym in 10th grade because guys were asking my how I could throw so far and make it look fairly effortless.

Hey, maybe Allen and I can do a hand transplant? Nice. We’re the same height too.

Thanks for posting, I definitely need to look into a phablet.

Having big hands makes it difficult to use a cell phone and some laptop key boards.

Do we have proof she isn’t his daughter? Maybe he doesn’t he’s related to her.

She’s not on welfare and let’s not make this about Trump. We come to Deadspin to be apolitical.

Go ahead. You can say it.

Normally, I enjoy your writing, but

Haha: I don’t remember much about being 4 years old, but early summer before 2nd grade, I had just turned 6 years old and was having a sleepover with a neighbor kid who was the same grade and we were taking a bath/playing in the garden tub just like we had other times. I had to pee, so he saw I had an erection when I…