Seems like it’d be best not to turnstyle jump.

As soon as I have on all my lacrosse gear, particularly my helmet, I feel invincible.

Unrelated: I’d just like to thank Deadspin at this time for the robot check when I use a burner account. I mean seriously, how else would we know?

It has to be, right? Once I throw my gun in the washer, I go do something else. It’s not like I’m gonna hang out by the washing machine for the hell of it. So yeah, these guys are just shooting themselves.