I do sorta feel like... they are multi-multi-millionaires and they're ziplining? Really?

Ask me again in two years. 18 years is not a movie milestone.

I actually think this is one movie Kristen Stewart could probably be in.

As much as I agree with you about the siren who lures civil rights to their doom, I think it is important to recognize moments when even the devil is human. They didn't just make it illegal, they made it a felony. Unanimously. In Arizona. We should take five minutes to throw our Holy Shit party, and credit the woman…

That wig's hairline is immaculate.

I'm so here this movie, and I don't even like Jane Austen!

TipsForJesus: Tell your friends to yell louder when asked by Pontius Pilot.

#TipsForJesus: Reception in Gethsemane is spotty—messages sent from there might not be received.

Come on girl, they could have written "YOLO" but a $3000 tip couldn't make me care.

There are people who are "friends" like an old professor that I only communicated with every few years, but I was glad I had that option because our interactions were very pleasant.

You've made your point clear, you're just doing it like an ass, and nobody cares.

TipsForJesus: watch out for that Judas guy.

I think it's also important to note that, as far as my research has turned up, this would mark the first time a non-horse has won the Derby. Well, godspeed to her, and I hope she can run fast.

Yeah! Let's encourage and support a sport that uses a slave animal and riders that are encouraged to have dangerous eating disorders in order to be able to even get a chance to race!

Vicar's In Trouble? Kinky.

so, this a video game based on sonograms?

I'm a recent convert to the West Wing and after a few MONTHS of watching, I'm only into season 6 of 7. It's nice to see neatly laid out just how much I'm failing at life... I even suck at watching TV. I could have had that shit knocked out in a mere 4 days, 20 hours.

Yes, it's extremely difficult and there are a lot of complications. The biggest complication is thinking you have a condition that causes you to gain weight:

I wonder if this works when you're soliciting charitable donations too. "I'm afraid you don't look like you can afford to give $5 to the Sierra Club." "You'd probably be too scared to donate blood." "I need a dollar for bus fare, but you should probably save your money for some better shoes." Can beggars be neggers?