ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.

Governor Butch Otter sounds like some sort of Redwall series fanfic Gary Sue name.

This is setting these teen girls up to have absurd expectations. I got asked to senior prom by my guy friend stealing my notebook in class and scribbling "will you go to prom with me?" in it. I got mad because I thought he was gonna draw a dick.

Yes, that is what you have to do if you opt out of the top hat.

I've spent all year looking at red carpet photos of women in gorgeous dresses and heels and guys who didn't bother to put on a tie or shave a neckbeard. I think the famous menfolks can handle a challenging dress code for once in their lives.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, ridiculously rich people are amazing. Does White Tie also require you to have 13 naked orphans pull your carriage through the streets while you blow cigar smoke into their sooty faces?

I was a barista and it drives me NUTS when people complain about the names on the cups. We're doing a million things back there, making drinks, food, replenishing ingredients, cleaning, etc., getting your name right on the cup is at the bottom of my priority list. And as long as your drink is right, why do you care?!…

Same. And people who don't live here always get mad at me when I say that, like "I don't understand why you'd pay that much, it isn't that great." Like, please. I can easily walk to basically any kind of food I could imagine from my apartment, as well as a dozen good coffee places. And all of my favorite bands are…

And taro pie! And spam!

Problem is with this poll - there is a lot to NY state besides the city. I live upstate (we call ourselves CNY, not upstate, which is the Frozen North) and would get the hell out if I could. I live in the freaking armpit of New York and it snows all the goddamned year.

She's the Rosa Parks of Billionaire Side Chicks.

Now I feel kinda bad for her;

I applaud her for putting this man's racist views in the limelight despite that there is already documented evidence of his racist ways, but outside of that, I don't care for her. I don't think she cares that this man views her as inferior to her as long as he was providing for her financially, but she saw this as an…

Isn't it pointless to have a shoulder bag that large? Just asking the pressing questions here.

Knowing how she got them makes them less attractive to me.

This was my general experience in Japan. So many women refuse to bother with Japanese men because they feel that local men are unfaithful misogynists who expect them to be demure house maids. I don't think that's fair; I know plenty of great Japanese guys. But I guess, a lot of them have been burned. I know for a fact…

It's unfortunate that men of color so often see the goal as gaining access to the white patriarchy rather than dismantling it.

there would still be a problem, just a different one. Instead of a rapist, he's a psychotic liar who thinks being a rapist would make him a big man. Pretty much as douchey as you can get without being an actual rapist.

who is so intent on proving that he's the bad boy of street art or whatever that he consistently pulls stunts like stuffing an octopus in a woman's vagina.