You may not be wrong on any of these counts.

You know wat, now that we’re going down this k-hole?

“Though Dunham and Konner Her story ended up in public view not because she sought media attention, but because she filed a police report:”

Will Cain, you are thin skinned and triggered.

The LA Sportscenter with Niel Everett and Stan Verrett harkens back to the old late 80s sportscenters. They’re killing it. I look forward to watching them every night as they look like they’re having fun.

I kinda fucking shocked how many bigwhitebabies there are reading this website.

Because we can’t always just eat twinkies and believe superheroes are real and have our comic books delivered to us via magic amazons.

Look Johnny, we liked the first Pirates, but you pretending to be an hematological expert is a stretch considering your range.

Trail blazers: “Fuck it, I’ll put on AM radio...”

Guy milling around drunk who’s also arguing with a lady. Isn’t this everyone at a mostly empty EDM festival?

I’m in LA. I like the lakers. I like Bron! I don’t wanna see them lose. But I’ll be damned, in lieu of losing, a good down home soap opera will do. It’s certainly more entertaining than what they’ve been putting on the court.

And yet.

That’s what Monique was (still is) driving at. She can burn anyone day and night with her nuclear wit. But she doesnt’ wanna be like him... because, where’s that getting him? Aside from more hottakes from AmericaOnlineLions?

I continue Miracle Fish’s motion:

Fair enough. Someone’s gotta do it. In the meantime, make sure you when you say “no” to someone in NC, you’re also carrying a gun with hollow point bullets, because fuck NC.

I once tried to follow these stories but could only think that these people need nuclear grade makeunders.

Ah. I see you expect this to sell to campers and outbackers.

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Do I star this? Or do I just keep cringing instead? Christ, that’s rough.

“A gay person in a position of power in north carolina”
You typed that believing you were bolstering your point. I give you this - you have tremendous bravado to have stood in everyone elses shoes, even in the face of lagging broadband speeds.