This reads as a game which plays EXACTLY as Metroid has played for 35 years now. People are just used to having their hand held now, so it seems like bad design when, really, me and many other folks who grew up with the series had a blast looking for this stuff in years past.

Jesus Christ, get off your high horse. This is not the same as the Pepsi ad (for one thing, where’s the supermodel or notion that a carbonated beverage can soothe the savagery of the riot police) though I’m sure saying so gives you a bit of smug satisfaction. It’s a beer ad, yes, but at least it’s a beer ad that is…

Your point is invalid because you spelled “no one” as one word. No. It’s two. Two O’s together makes an ooooooooooooo (noon, stooge, poop) sound, but ya, ya, ya–you go with your awesome fine-print nitpicking.

Holy shit, you need to learn sarcasm, quick. He was making fun of yet another person on the internet asking, “Am I the only one...?” Yes, in a world of SEVEN billion people, you are the only one who likes greatswords. SMH.

Oh, let’s ALSO not forget that you should go fuck yourself!

And goshdangit, I could have sworn I spelled “your” and not “you’re” in that last sentence. Dear god, what ignorant fuckknots like you are doing to my head.

Wait, so does this mean (coming from the perspective of someone who hates Trump) that I should be okay with hiring him even if I dislike him AND then I should give him a chance on top of that? Would you do that if you hired someone you didn’t want-I mean, really vehemently didn’t want? Sorry, but if the presidency is…

Jesus fucking christ, dude. Do you have ANY facts to back up your arguments? Any understanding of why your thinking is delusional? Where did all these supposedly illegal votes come from? California? Is that how he lost the popular vote? By a collusion of almost three million illegal voters? Say that out loud, please.…

If that’s really the case (that you believe it’s wrong regardless of political party), then why criticize the person for being a “liberal?” If we all politicize shit, doesn’t that just mean the person doing it (regardless whether they’re left or right-leaning) is an asshole. Call them that, if you will, but this…

TO YOU. THEY AREN’T ARTISTS TO YOU. Obviously you believe your opinion should be a blanket statement for the rest of the world, but just because people create music, movies, books, etc. that you don’t care for or admire (or behave in a way that you don’t care for) doesn’t mean the rest of the world’s audience is on…

How do you know that this sexuality isn’t who they are? Just because your view of sex is different than theirs doesn’t mean they’re wrong to do what they do so long as they’re the ones calling the shots. What comes across as “so edgy” to you might just be the normal for someone else–a normal that mainstream society…

Oh, Jesus Christ. One of Cyndi’s worst songs (I cringe whenever she says “pirate’s smile”)and probably the dopiest song about abortion ever written (not that there’s a huge market for that)? I mean, I love Lauper (and “Hat Full of Stars,” for the most part-the title track is killer) but you have got to come up with a…