My husband and I danced in our living room when the Seahawks lost. Having to live here through another f’n Superbowl would have been the straw that broke our backs. I’ve lived in many cities in my life and Seattle is by far the smuggest place I’ve been. Obviously no one here cares, but we’re elated that we’ll be…

What fucking bullshit. If you’re late to things, you’re a terrible person. OF COURSE there are circumstances that can make everyone late (and you know what, most of the world will understand if it’s a medical or weather-related crisis; if they don’t, then you work for the devil. Sorry.), but if it’s habitual; if it’s…