You absolutely CAN do it. Just don’t expect it to happen within the first few months post-partum because you’ll be feeling pretty much just like Juniper described about the unbelievable thing that your body just did and is still doing, and if you’re a thinking, intelligent and self-aware person (as you clearly are!),…

You can. You totally can. You’ll probably have to wait til the newborn stage is past - those first 3 months are pretty brutal. After that, it’s not so bad — I swear.

A happy sex life is part of a happy marriage. And happy marriages help make happier kids.

“I don’t feel like I can have an infant AND a sex dungeon set up in the basement simultaneously.”

It’s easy! Just get a crib that looks like an iron cage and it will fit in perfectly.

I read the whole thing, I wish I didn’t.