I remember when Paris Dylan was on Catfish, because she was involved in a truly bonkers story about a Canadian woman catfishing Paris and NBA player Chris Andersen.
Had no idea Don McLean was even still alive.

In one of those increasingly frequent “I’m wasting my life” moments, I immediately knew exactly what they meant by signature hats.

“Don’t waste your youth on age” - Mad Men quote that I think is fitting to this situation.

I was surprised to read she’s a 24 year old playboy model when she looks about 16 and still at school.

Sweet pics of that Range Rover.

Congrats to Don’s girlfriend on getting her braces off recently!

This is now my all time favorite “you’re so basic that...” Thank you.

“Don’t Jr.” is pretty apopros tbh. Your phone was right.

If you use “Welcome to New York” in your wedding, you’re so basic that two drops of vinegar could incinerate you.

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

Please don’t blame the Trumps for the wire. That was Putin.

And an old Fox News reporter is now the 4th “in line” at State. She has no foreign or diplomatic experience at all.

If only poor Vanessa could have seen it from the photographer’s perspective...

Elmo’s PBS. No job for Elmo.

It was just this tweet:

What does he think is going to happen, I wonder? That Canada is going to cave on the basis of not just a lie, but an easily disproven lie? Like, does he think you can walk into a Ferrari dealership, keep saying “Actually, all these cars are 2005 Honda Accords,” and walk out with a new Ferrari for $4,000?

I saw an article speculating that it’s a “no contest” divorce because the plan is to quickly transfer all assets to her, so they can’t be seized.

Jr.’s friends are reportedly worried about him, say he’s acting very off. Just a reminder, he is the one with the email that was a literal admission of attempting to collude with Russian officials against Clinton. He may know he’ll be going down to save the rest of the family.

Divorce is the only thing Trump has legitimate experience with.

Dear Vanessa (about-to-be-former) Trump,