Being John Malkovich ...that’s the most enjoyable thing she was in where her sex appeal was an afterthought.

Honestly she doesn’t have to do anything other than enjoy being retired. She’s got enough money to be able to say, “Nah, I’m good” and just go on vacation forever.

At no point did I question your reality, though I’m sorry to hear that you have experienced such things.

If his prenuptial agreement with Melania includes an infidelity clause, then Daniels going public could literally carry a nine-figure price tag.

I’m wondering at what point we get the Trump “Colonel Jessup” moment, where he has finally shed enough handlers he just flat out takes the podium from Sanders and cuts loose thinking he is so teflon he can’t be touched.

Counterpoint: You know what this isn’t? Abortion. This is not abortion. Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton

I really hope it follows in the vein of the Women’s Marches and just kind of blows everybody’s expectations re: turnout totally out of the water. That would be amazing.

Perhaps the only thing I find most shocking here is that Trump hasn’t just straight up come out and said “Hell yeah, I banged that broad! Great tits! #MAGA”

And his girlfriend is Karlie “teach girls computer programming” Kloss.

I am very grateful to Joshua for co-founding Oscar Health. This is my insurance, and it is phenomenal. When I came down with flu symptoms in January (sore throat, achy body, 102.3 degree fever) on a Friday afternoon, I was able to have a phone call with a doctor (free of charge) who was able to prescribe me Tamiflu…

I’m with you; I think a tone shift to “Look! The good Kushner is actually very good!” would have been better. And because he’d be getting the praise that Ivanka, Jared, and Donny Two Scoops are so blatantly thirsty for, it would really stick in their craws, much to our universal delight.

I always feel kind of weird dragging people into the spotlight just because they are related to someone. Jared and Ivanka signed up for this, but I know I would be pretty pissed if (god forbid) one of my dipshit relatives got elected to something and then the general public started digging into every dollar I donated…

I think Joshua is probably the odd man out in the Kushner family. I mean the dad went to federal prison and tried to blackmail his brother in law for providing evidence against him.

Jared’s brother attended the first Women’s March, too. He’s not blindly supporting his brother or his brother’s in-laws.

I’m pretty sure Jared’s father is a white collar crook. I think Josh is the black sheep.

Holy Christ. Also: who the fuck enjoys watching this shit?

Eh, if we’re going to be serious? The only thing we know is that she was supposed to be dating Rob Porter, and as a direct result of that, she made a terrible situation even worse by putting the White House firmly behind Porter before she’d cleared it with Trump. If that had happened in the Obama administration, it…

Take your damn star.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

Only one thing left to do... get Barron an interim security clearance and put him in charge of White House communications and the Middle East stat!