She gets tons of bonus points for correct usage of their.

Stars really are just like us!

It is so exceedingly rare that woman who have gotten pregnant without medical assistance at/over 50 have their own wikipedia page:

Someone else pointed me to the D magazine article and honestly I was expecting more horribleness in the childhood to account for his awfulness. It is amazing to me how much he got away with for so long. I do understand the theory of not incarcerating teens for non-intentional manslaughter, but I did not think Texas…

I bow down to your parenting amazingness, my 4 & 6 year old boys have no idea that all of our bathrooms have spare rolls and, in fact, still won’t wipe themselves unless coerced to “practice” first before we help.

I never let my husband do the grocery shopping. He always comes back with flavored triscuits, frozen peas with some weird sauce, etc. He just can’t be bothered to read the labels beyond the first word and it drives me bonkers. He would also definitely buy a single roll of paper towels and/or toilet paper, which would…

I think she’s picturing Ina Garten’s fabulous Hamptons spread - which is where I would also like to live.

Central Valley baby!

Uhh - we are in the mid-atlantic region and have just a small veggie garden and it is a crazy amount of work. We do it for the delicious tomatoes, but if you grow stuff in an area that is has been cultivated for years (i.e. “permaculture”) then every type of pest in the book will show up in your garden on your first…

My parents were very “anti” all the new stuff when I was a kid/teen: no cable TV, no VCR, only one working TV in the house. We still watched whatever crap was on network TV and spent more time at friends’ houses in order to see cable shows that “everyone else” was talking about. This whole “well, I survived without…

So sorry I made you go there!

Don’t go google the master cleanse - many people who are into that particular “cleanse” think that what they are pooping out during it are parasites. It isn’t likely that they are and the photos are totally gross.

This is what I was thinking. His whole approach to pharma appears to be straight out of the Libertarian guide to open markets.

haha - I don’t know if my husband will love me having a “botox” budget even though I told him he should be glad I don’t have to dye my hair yet! We’ve got one more year before both kids are in the public school system and then I might feel like I can drop money on botox every 6 months.

I’ve got 3 years on you, but this is exactly me. I don’t have an issue with crows feet, but I really don’t like my angry brow and I assume I would need to do forehead as well to make it not look weird. If I try it, I’ll report back. I want it to be subtle, like BrightEyes says, I am not trying to look like I am in my…

I kept saying I would try it this year and I didn’t. Glad to hear you like it, I may go for it on my birthday. Can I ask how long you have been going and how frequently? I’m afraid I’ll like the results and be locked into getting it done every 3 months.

When your area has a horrific shooting, then all the subsequent threats are taken very seriously for a while and then slowly it all goes back to normal. It is pretty crazy to shut down all of LAUSD. I can’t believe that this is our new normal.

Wait, Seth *Rogan* threw the Christmas party? (Why not a Hanukkah party?) I am confused now.

Uhhh, this is not a standard thing. Most people are running marathons waaay slower than the pace where people need to go in their shorts for “their time”. Some women have exercise incontinence and might wear a pad, but the huge numbers of guys (and gals) peeing off on empty lots along the first few miles of the race…

Honestly, now that the 90210 clip was posted, I really want them to use that exact same 90s dress for the awards show.