NOBODY BUY MASON JARS. YOU’RE DRIVING UP THE PRICE AND I NEED THEM FOR CANNING PURPOSES.

Am I the only one that boils the noodles, dumps out the water, and just sprinkles some of the seasoning on the ramen with some butter? Yeah? Okay, just checking.

As someone who tends to fall a lot. I believe this is real. It’s a thing, Mark. Ok? It’s a thing.

Add a contact named “Fuck fuck” and Fucking fucking” - bam! It knows the word.

Oh, Madonna, using rosaries as jewelry wasn’t cool in the 80’s back when you were actually Catholic and it isn’t now when you are not.

That’s her point- those opinions are fucking dumb and unsolicited. Just posting a picture of her cereal is NOT a solicitation for public comment.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Now this is how you “rainbow”

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

And let’s not stop there!

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

bey does not poop.

Any other favorite bulk oil sites? Mine are:

I was so SO in love with Devon Sawa, when I was a kid. Especially during Casper and Little Giants.

Even if the white stuff were sugar, the black stuff would still be licorice, hence DISGUSTING *please forgive me if I’m not making much sense, I stayed up way too late watching our new Harlequin cover PM get elected*

Don’t have sex on a plane!

HOW DARE YOU not refer to Nigel by his full official title NOTED FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER NIGEL BARKER?

They’re ready.

I’m pretty sure that’s actually Adrienne C. Moore in the commercial. She plays Cindy Hayes, the unruly ex-TSA agent and one of Taystee’s crew. She and I share a combined hatred of potato-sack shaped business wear.