If you’re implying that you’re afraid that the U.S. is going to get nuked, you should probably go ahead and be scared for you, too, because if we get zapped, the rest of the world will, too, in short order.

Either that or threaten to start a war. It’s a toss up.

This whole thing has been like the nightmares you have after eating too much chili before bed. You know, the nightmares that jolt you awake right before you dash to the toilet with the fire shits?

Yeeeeeah, pretty sure this means something, Jessie.

How many days until this slapdick gets arrested for sending deathtweets to @DippinDots?