And you know he also collects something bizarre, just for the sake of being bizarre, like fingernail clippings from rock stars who died at age 27 or rejected wax models from Madame Tussaud’s.

Don’t shoot me, but who’s Vicki?

I believe it’s a matter of finding a supplier of morphine that would agree that it be used for lethal injections (most medical suppliers won’t sell things to kill people that are usually used to help people for obvious reasons). Hence, why most lethal injections are “cocktails” of various drugs that the US prison…

You’re right, I should rephrase. There’s no right way to kill someone, but torturing them for extended periods first because you’re incompetent seems not only morally wrong but also the wrong way to accomplish your stated and state-sanctioned goal.

It sucks because I am a big fan of Angelina and the humanitarian work she does but her attorney’s ties to that scumbag Harvey Levin makes me sick. I do family law and her bullshit of wanting the records sealed but only if he complies completely with her is emotional blackmail and bullshit. He does not have to comply…

Gee Matt, between this and your comments on diversity I’m starting to think you might be a douche.

Lena, Lena, Lena:

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Right? Like, why would Hillary give a shit about him bringing the half-brother of Obama to a debate? He’s not her relative, he’s not an American voter, and he has no ties to the Clintons. So confused.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

I don’t know whether or not it’s reassuring that Trump is no longer able to shoot straight when it comes to embarrassing guests at debates. If Hillary didn’t give a shit about Paula Jones et al., she sure as fuck isn’t going to blink at Barack’s estranged relative. Trump is really losing it.

This needs to be talked about more. I was sexually assaulted when I was 19. I was at a big restaurant with my friends watching the Stanley Cup finals, and my team won. Everyone was thrilled: jumping, hugging, etc. An older man came up and hugged me. As he had me there, he grabbed me forcefully between my legs, and…

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

I mean, it’s a really terrible show, though. Like painfully bad.

You could send a check or money order to the Washington County Jail. http://www.co.washington.or.us/Sheriff/Jail/HelpInmate/inmate-account-deposits.cfm

Charlize, according to the ever-biased American media, is “South African” which apparently is a special kind of African, notable for their whiteness.

It has always bugged the shit out of me that these cops stopped to take a picture instead of fucking helping them instantly. INSTANTLY. That child should have INSTANTLY been removed from that car and that situation and his grandparents should have been INSTANTLY assessed for overdose. Why in the fuck did they take…

Yeah, I mean, why was he even invited? What was he going to say that would be appropriate, ever, to any solemn occasion?

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Zero percent surprised at any of this. These are to women who: