How much coke could a Cork lady snort if a Cork lady could snort coke?

First of all, his name is Shaun. I doubt he's getting all that much action in the first place.

Welcome to face sitting, buddy.

What I can't make my husband understand is sometimes it is so bad that going to work - with a bunch of males - is too much of an adventure. It's like, nah, I'll take a sick day and just bleed out quietly while watching "Criminal Minds."

youre a bitch. i bet some poor, nice fucking girls in axo are freaking the fuck out during their FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES because your article now reigned hell on their sorority. i bet theyre having to deal with their nationals and will be getting shit on as a chapter for the next two fucking years. honestly fuck you.

God dammit I love this comment section so much

As a celibate rabbit, I am sick with rage that my life experiences are being negated like this.

Lupita's response <3

Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

That is where mind went. It's next to their binders full of women.

Do they keep all "black people!" movies in the same file folder?

I'd like to think it was an intern who was all like "dude, what was that movie with those black people?" Hilarity ensues.

Had my ex-wife show up in my "suggested Matches for you" box. I messaged her and said "I didn't know you liked piña coladas". She didn't find the humor in that.

I feel bad for Karrueche. She's cute. Probably feels afraid for what her life would be like without Chris Brown. Plus, his publicly slamming her for doing threesomes was really, really wack. She'll probably be back with him before New Year's.

What I've learned from this post is that Rihanna slays every hair color, and I really want her to have her own line of dye. We've got the same skin tone and every time she tries a new color I just want to plop it on my head. Ok that's it. I'll let y'all get back to discussing Breezy, Drizzy, and Carrot Cake.

I love it! Also her makeup is on point.

Her smile during this is delightful.