Are you the only person that works for Kotaku? I swear, every article I read from here, you seem to be the author of.

I was perma-banned for doing this. I’d play for 12 hours a day, walking/biking my ass off in the heat, decided I wasn’t getting enough exp where I lived, and I took a two week vacation to Manhattan, then Seattle, then San Francisco, and got the email saying I was perma-banned a week and a half into it. I guess going…