Eh just arm them with RPG’s with legos inside them. ISIS doesn’t wear shoes right?

It’s scientific FACT that clone-stamping is a direct result of motorbike hover-fication.

That problem solves itself pretty quick.

Kanye west was getting some Kanye rest so that he can go on tour at his Kanye best. Not in his Kanye nest, but still flying Kanye West. Torchinsky was next to him and that’s not a Kanye jest. Now normally Kanye’s in his Kanye Vest. Embroidered impeccably with his Kanye Crest. But this is something he keeps close to…

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Hee hee.

Cute little dictator, ain’t he?

Day three: Still no sign of Krispy Kreme. Blood sugar levels in danger of returning to normal.

For lifting Dear Leader?

Dear Glorious leader looks so happy, like he is planning to attack the U.S. or some other mischief.

When you tell me NK has a Golf based submarine, this is what i imagine;

I call Bullshit, I did a little hunt around and found the original photo, it was taken when our glorious leader went to Loch Ness

but why?? WHY??? WHY WERE YOU HOLDING YOUR PHONE AND MAKING A VIDEO OF NOTHING???? I NEED TO KNOW WHY?!?!??!?

NASA GL-10: Osprey... can I ask you a question?

In a snow storm! In the mountains! Over hostile territory, blind folded, uphill.....both ways! High on cocaine. Okay maybe I over exaggerated a bit.

Because ESC is the worst! It is the destroyer of doughnuts and burnouts and all fun to be had in a car, DUH!

And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for that meddling hill. Let’s remove the dirt from the mound and see who’s REALLY behind this.