Old house and kids weren’t allowed to have locking doors. Our bathrooms also didn’t have locking doors. Rural folk rules, I didn’t think too much of it growing up. The 4 BR house I live in now also only 1 one door that locks (main floor bathroom).

I am a weirdo who looks too deeply at details, but your parents switched bedrooms with you? Instead of just buying a new knob?

My biggest regret in life is not stopping to bum a smoke from Keanu Reeves in the middle of the night.

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…

Another day, another worthless, soulless European American exposing himself...

My thighs have defeated everything else that people swear 100% works. I’ve always been tempted by Body Glide, but it is more than I want to spend on a likely failure.

Are...there people whose thighs don’t rub when they walk?

But at the time I worked with him I knew absolutely nothing about what was going on, and it came out subsequently.

In total fairness to Clover Hope, even Chris Evans is a fan of Chris Pine:

Aw I still remember him as the deputy sheriff in Veronica Mars. I was Logan 4 lyf though.

Bobby, I appreciate the service that you do for Katherine Heigl by linking to her blog. It’s so touching.

I admit I was really happy when Billy Bush got fired and I still don’t like him and I’m not sure if this act is 100% sincere but you know? I kind of don’t mind at this point. I like that he’s talking about bystander abuse. I like that he’s acknowledging his role in what happened. I guess what I’m saying is that while…

Accusations reported at the time by Eliza’s on-set independent guardian, who stated TPTB did nothing after there were reported, and that adults on the set knew what was hapening but ignored it. I really hope Jamie Lee wasn’t one of those adults. Eliza has stated she was too afraid to tell her parents the entire truth…

[Highway Patrol Officer]: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Seriously delusional and I will be borrowing this line. The next time my supervisor is like, “Did you get that report done?” I’m going to say, “Excuse me, have you seen Tootsie?”

Of course it’s tone deaf, the man just got bitch-slapped so hard his ears were ringing! Frickin love Oliver here

I said it elsewhere but I’m thinking after interviewing Snowden and upsetting coal barons, John Oliver’s got enough experience to go through with this. This stuff has to be small time for him at this point.

To this, Hoffman turned to Wag the Dog director Barry Levinson and dismissively asked, “Am I the powerful man?”

To be fair, I think Oliver would be the first to admit that “awkward” is where he is most at home.

“Am I the powerful man” is about as tone-deaf as it gets.