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Yeah but this isn’t making my toenails fall off, and cost me $5

Exactly. An actual company will have materials scientists making the formula, the budget for product testing, and lawyers to make everyone aware of how very, very bad it will be if the product hurts people. A guy fucking around in his basement has none of these things. People can try to get on my ballsack about 5-free…

““Coco Chanel stated that ‘I do not care what they think about me. I do not think of them at all.’ I believe that my perspective is that I do not have time to think about the hateful posters.”

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“College.” “All the women girls I know think it’s funny.” “Dude! It’s just a sign.”

I guess boys will be boys.

Let’s add. “It wasn’t rape. It was my sister.” “that happens in every family” and “she asked for it”

Super hot take. Thanks for coming out.

“politically correct”

Haha, yes, I forgot how good of a troll someone is when they get their face and place of residency plastered over the news in a negative light.

Man, is that where I am? I thought this was the post office. I’ve been waiting to mail this goddamn package for like... nine months! This place has TERRIBLE service.

Oh honey, no. We just think they’re dumb and we’re going to have a great, great Tuesday morning making jokes. Thanks for clickin’!

This should be a bingo game, complete with squares for “good Christian” and “have a sense of humour”

My dad, he is a good Christian man, I am a good Christian man, but we just do this for fun.

I am a good Christian man

the house doesn’t appear to be affiliated with a fraternity