cannolicanoe
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Maybe Prohass is projecting, but Kara Brown is generally nasty. I first starting liking Jezebel b/c I considered it a really positive place but I can always tell I (accidentally) clicked a Kara article a few lines in b/c it’s just mean. Not funny or clever enough for how mean it is . . . just my opinion.

Every once in awhile I accidentally click an article by Kara or that Jia girl. I can tell about a few sentences in b/c I’m cringing at the unnecessary shittiness. Lame.

This is confusing to me but then I don’t really understand Twitter. Kara dislikes Ed because Ed likes Destiny’s Child?

*squints*

Guys... I don’t know how to feel about this because I’ve had a soft spot for Ed ever since he duly obliged and let me take a photo with him after a Bon Iver gig in London.

I get this a lot actually. Well, full disclosure, I was a red head weird looking guy growing up. I was teased so much I tried to kill myself. I grew up to enjoy places where difference and empathy were celebrated. I normally never post. But then I see this. And they can couch it in sarcasm or by goal post shifting and

He seems generically somewhat dull (though there are probably plenty of people who would refer to me as dull), but also harmless and overall a nice person. I like a couple of his songs enough to throw them onto a playlist now and again.

I'm guessing you've never been genuinely insulted or teased about your appearance. I don't mean someone you're arguing with has called you generically ugly, I mean you've never been teased and insulted for years about physical aspects of yourself like your face and hair, which you can't change. Now you're probably

A post on a website which is supposed to celebrate difference and empathy. He must smell bad because he's ugly. Top shelf there.

No see it’s sarcasm, or ironic, because he’s uncool and the author isn’t. If you need a more legitimate reason the egregious racism of doing “bad” covers of rap songs and describing himself as rapping when he raps. This is a thousand times worse than all other racist or culturally appropriative behaviours going on. So

Oh so this whole thing isn't sarcastic then? Obviously. History will ignore them. Yay? The important thing is to make fun of his appearance

Hey way to make fun of someone's physical appearance! I'm sure nobody has insulted him about his eyes in his life, you're an original, make sure to spread the word about this.

This is messed up. If he was a woman, you would be up in arms about how you are judging her based solely on her appearance. If you spoke about the hair, skin and physical features of a minority like this.....no comment.

I really don’t get it. Are we being serious here? Is this humour? I do like that you make fun of his physical appearance, which he often notes he’s incredibly insecure about and got teased about as a kid. Unless this is sarcasm because he’s so harmless? I guess I’m old now because the jokes of today's youth are going

Your obsession with throwing constant shade at Ed Sheeran is pretty weird.

Did this guy pee in your wheaties or something? I had never even heard a song by him until he opened for The Rolling Stones. And he sounded great. And his beast of burden duet with Jagger was fantastic.

I don’t get why you have it out for this guy. Yeah, he’s annoying, but he’s just a kid. And he’s a great singer/songwriter. Leave him alone.

I... kinda like him?

*eyeroll gif*

A guy who has no problem fucking his children’s nanny has probably stuck his dick in a hundred other places. He just got caught this time because you don’t shit where you sleep.