That is one gnarly dude of a professor.

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

That call’s not going to curry any favor with Sharks fans.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

You can’t get the real one, but go to a house of worship for any religion and you can get some shitty hacked one.

Oh, so when La Russa squeezes into a booth unannounced, he’s “defending the truth.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “not welcome in this IHOP anymore.”

I prefer to source my reaction gifs from the Criterion Collection.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

“the type of humor the station regularly engages in”

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

This is the kind of shit that makes people think 9/11 was a hoax.

They also kind of have a bit of a Guyver vibe to them.

[In maternity ward]

Avengers 3: Rise of Paste Pot Pete

Infinity War

It’s really exciting to have a MacArthur genius grant recipient writing comics especially now when T’Challa is about to get a huge boost in popularity.

+$100 on Brighton and Hove Albion