The sad part is that this is the only way this kind of legislature will be defeated. Because for the right wing it goes like this....

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I’m a bit surprised you didn’t note that the song they were dancing to, a song about how all of the team are champions, and also Michael Jordan and Usain Bolt and Obama are champions, was done by their all-rounder.

“Don’t you know that string instruments being friends with Vladimir Putin are how you make the big rubles?”

Great question! It certainly depends on your date, but there are two good reasons (one of which I’ve personally experienced):

Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!

In a 1976 letter, the KKK threatened Alabama’s Attorney General Bill Baxley for going after the perpetrators of the 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, Alabama. They compared him to John F. Kennedy, and made him an “honorary n****r.” Baxley responded, on official state letterhead, as follows:

How about this video of him refusing to answer a question about gag orders on rape crisis counselors.

In the scheme of things I know this is relatively unimportant, but her hair looks really good in her mug shot. I wonder what kind of conditioner she uses? Perhaps the blood of her mother’s enemies?

Only now, watching this trailer with no sound, do I realize my life will be incomplete until they cast Ellie Kemper in a Squirrel Girl movie.

Stupid Kotaku! They are in the pocket of big indie, selling out to promote these Farmville clones. For sham!

It’s not “TT” its Pi from The Net.

As soon as I saw the photo, I only thought one thing...

“Damnit, Bobby.”

Golda Meir had it right. Men should just stay home.

Original group name: Waifus Without Borders

amen

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

every waking moment Jimmy Fallon spends offscreen is a moment he’s getting trashed and falling down

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.