every waking moment Jimmy Fallon spends offscreen is a moment he’s getting trashed and falling down

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.

Done.

Done. No Cheats. Took about 40 minutes though.

“Hawkmansplaining” remains one of the best things I’ve read this week.

Oh, my God... I was expecting it to be a completely different pony song so I could make a joke about the Ginuwine one. They beat me to it. That’s hilarious.

I’d like to see one of these maps superimposed with the pile of money it takes to play this game.

"I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart alllright allright alright.”

As dystopias have proliferated throughout science fiction, more optimistic authors such as Kim Stanley Robinson have tackled a brighter future for humanity. The New Republic has a fascinating article on the subject that’s well worth reading.

They should have had an entire The Question show. “The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!”

Those hips don’t lie... they kill.

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

+3/5s

I’m just hoping they can come to some sort of Missouri Compromise eventually

i love the idea of this above libertarian smugly typing out that comment like “i’ll show these typically soft leftists whats up”

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…

Insubordinate... and churlish.