AHHHHH STORY OF THE WEEK I AM SCREAMING

I know this is a wrong opinion, but...I find him very sexy. Would do.

“Six million people aren’t losing healthcare coverage and Scalia is throwing a baby tantrum. It’s a great day.”

This is perfect.

“We simply deny them that.”

Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

Online Personality Tests are Horoscopes for People who Think they are too Smart for Horoscopes

I don’t know how, but I got Hamburgler style.

Oh please run for president! Oh PLEASSSEEE run! This isn’t enough of a glorified clusterfuck yet, we need MORE MORE MORE. I am feeling like Ryback right now.

the job of the defense is to try to get a jury comprised of those most likely to not vote to convict. And if the juror had told about his situation upfront he probably would not have been choosen. That is not a judgement against him, i’m certainly not blaming him. But the fact is that the defense would have fought to…

sittin here waiting for team dog like

Running around killing people and stuff, that is fine. Making love? So taboo.

Who’s Ginuwine?

Do you want a UTI? Because that’s how you get a UTI.

Can verify from experience that this is also the case for the Imperial March.

Well rhythmically-speaking, the Jaws theme.

We now have another famous Armenian to talk about.