I like big probocises, and I cannot lie,

This reminds me, does anyone know what happened to

a) we’re gonna run out of chocolate

b) we’re gonna run out of bacon

c) we’re gonna run out of water

“This did make us aware that we need some kind of abstinence or sex ed program,”

I can’t even imagine the reactions of the people whose regularly scheduled programs were pre-empted by that one.

Don’t worry, it’s a suppository.

I think they are hunting for a coherent story.

This CAPE!!!

I like how the ip address ends in 259... I’m guessing they did that just to make sure it isn’t a real address.

About 15 seconds would have done it.

Wookies don’t get medals. Look, the Rebel Alliance is more progressive than the Empire but there are just some things the galaxy isn’t ready for. It’s not my opinion but sometimes you just have to wait. Wookies will get medals someday just not today.

Ok,I know its not a film,but I didn’t have a chance to watch the whole Korra series (some of us have to work,y’know) until recently and...damn...I mean...damn...

Buckaroo Banzai

She-Hulk

His brain is likely in mint condition... Seeing as he uses it so infrequently.

This is my expression like 24/7

I can’t get past the fact they are keeping people in prison forever without due process. This is Lex-Luthor-Evil.

Shit, I never looked at it in those terms. Mine typically are too.

Kolton. You had me then you lost me.

It's as if Reginald wrote this! In other words, PERFECTION