Again, I feel like I need to voice my disappointment that Magic Mike is not a movie about male strippers that are also wizards. The original was still great, and I’m sure the sequel is as well, but I just think it would be better if he was casting polymorph instead of just animate rope with his pelvis movements.

I would like to see the breakdown by city. Pennsylvania has a whole bunch of Amish and other sticks-in-the-mud in the middle of the state that are bringing Pittsburgh and Philadelphia down.

Sometimes you don’t even have to blend in.

Holy shit! A “Florida Man” using his innate stupidity and weirdness to care for animals in a touchingly heartfelt way that will probably eventually get him killed. It’s a Gawker Media money shot.

Thank you.

Maybe he was thinking about Thurgood Marshall, but he was nominated by LBJ.

Well, we have seen that he can’t go very long without water.

I generally don’t do well with horror movies or games, but I handle real world anxieties well. I’ve been reprimanded by friends for my casual attitude while properly using a fire extinguisher during a small apartment fire. I think I could do this.

Yeah, he had me then he lost me.

Then why do I have to take them when I apply for certain jobs?

Good job re-branding Myers-Briggs, but what is this going to do for my theatan levels?

For two seconds I thought this was a crop.

I bet the CW could spin that into a watchable series.

I thought that it was a commercial for the excavator until the very end. I thought they were showing off how precisely it could maneuver.

I’m sure that they can build statistical models by now on how many people back a kickstarter for how much and then the post kickstart sales figures. I bet that Nate Silver dude could probably draw up a whole model inside one trip to the can.

If myself and whomever shouldn’t be the drunkest people at our own wedding, what’s even the point of getting married?

If you touched one individual ultra cold atom? Probably nothing. Take all the atoms in the general area of the tip of your finger and average out the temperature for the group as a whole. What is the average temperature when you add the 500 nanokelvin atom to the mix?