They probably aren’t showing possibly valid IP addresses like how they don’t use valid phone numbers like 555-7432.

Because Major is the reverse Bella. He’s a generic non-personality that you can insert yourself into. See also Duncan in Veronica Mars.

Every time I swear that this is some bizarre performance art or something.

I liked Sikozu when she was introduced because it was implied that she was going to grow as a person through the power of friendship on Moya because that’s how TV works. So it was sort of a subverted trope when she did kinda but then just sort of gave up and became a bastard.

This isn’t the place for this conversation, so call me when we’re ready to talk about exes getting in shitty relationships because they have damage that predates your arrival.

I wanted to make a joke about how $45,000 is only like 6 months rent in NYC but I feel to dead on the inside for jokes right now.

I was working at an internal helpdesk center for a corporation with locations all across the USA. It was a Friday afternoon after a particularly long week. I got a call from someone that was having a very unusual problem with one of our internally developed applications. After about an hour of troubleshooting the…

Yeah, so what? I accept that we are a nation of laws, but we have to have respect for the people that are governed by those laws. Even operating under the assumption that these were not actual threats against his ex-wife, his “rap lyrics” were certainly meant to cause her emotional distress which he succeeded…

I used to have a problem with it. It’s like trying to be calm in that actively trying to be calm is counter productive. Trying not to get a boner is a sure fire way to get a boner, then it’s impossible to stop having a boner until you somehow stop thinking about it or you just release. Learning how to let things go…

“Today’s decision properly recognizes that the law has for centuries required the government to prove criminal intent before putting someone in jail,” ACLU legal director Steven R. Shapiro said in a statement. “That principle is especially important when a prosecution is based on a defendant’s words. The Internet does…

They are not actually venomous, they’re just rife with some serious bacteria.

Thanks Microsoft, now I have to send an email to my entire company so they don’t freak out.

What district does he represent? The town from Moral Orel?

For some reason if I even run a slight fever, all of a sudden it’s like I’m tripping on peyote. I got an upper respiratory infection over the weekend and I hallucinated that Alan Alda came to my apartment and told me that everyone has a certain number of potential life partners that they are truly capable of loving…

Timeless wisdom from the Principia Discordia:

then it’s the world that is sexist not me

Do not send this to your boss. Do not send this to your boss. *Sends to boss.*

I work for a multi-million dollar software company that has multiple overseas holdings, and we operate out of a suburban office park that a C rate dentist would be embarrassed to work in because the living fossil that is our capitol investor lost a company once shortly after moving offices and so now we can never move…

I agree that if you are a 14 year-old molester, that is not necessarily your failing, but that is a massive failing of your guardians. I was raised by a very Catholic mother and a father who converted to Catholicism because my mom was hot. One day when I was 8, we were at the mall going through JC Penny’s and I was…