This isn’t even my final form.

You know, I think I would actually like to raid Barry Manilow’s wardrobe. That’s a sweet jacket.

Anne Hathaway is a perfectly good person and actor, but this would be the kind of stupid thing she would get tied up in.

FINALLY they said we were going to light the candles and sing, the candles where lit for 65 seconds (literally) and on the way out the door they sang “Silent night” (a few lines not even the whole song) in EVERY language BUT ENGLISH (korean, german and spanish). Not only did I not feel God or anything here, God is…

Yeah, Steven King shows up with his Post-Its is a better ending than Interstellar or Mass Effect.

I’m sure that the toxic bunch will just resort to spelling out racial epithets on the wall with their paint guns.

No, his position is pretty clearly that he would like to be President because he is a special snowflake that is better than everyone else.

I share a birthday with Hillary Clinton and Bootsy Collins. That’s my ideal get-together.

I was waiting for FF:XV to get a PS4 but this may make me purchase it sooner.

I'm very familiar with the ketchup udder from my tour of duty at Fatburger. It was a giant foil bag that you dropped into a a wall receptacle. The revolving door of technical school cokeheads I had to work with liked to stab them and scream lines from some Rob Zombie horror movie before they stole a whole bunch of…

Apparently my maternal great-grandmother died and there was consoling and also my dad didn’t buy birth control with the credit card so here I am.

I’m morbidly curious now.

This is a really awesome idea and it really needs to be done, but this is going to run into the same problem as Evolve where everyone is going to want to play as the DM and no one wants to actually do the adventuring.

Somedays I try to imagine a world where all of the culture and style of the 80s wasn't offset by the Reagan Administration, but then my penis can only get so erect.

I've never measured it because knowing won't change the outcome. I think it's average but the feedback I've gotten says that I'm bigger than average, though that may be unreliable information.

Unless someone out there wants to be a hand-to-hand combat ready bride I'm probably going to end up sad and alone because I can't fight numerous ninjas all by myself.

Ugh.. I wish. I'm 194cm (~6'4") so unless the woman is at least 180cm, the height discrepancy tends to make it dangerous.

I humbly volunteer for purse holding duty!

Secret family pierogi recipe.

This stuff is terrible. I tried applying this to my guns but it really irritated my skin. I'm not sure what esoteric skin type it was made for, but it's not for general use.