No, his position is pretty clearly that he would like to be President because he is a special snowflake that is better than everyone else.

I share a birthday with Hillary Clinton and Bootsy Collins. That’s my ideal get-together.

I was waiting for FF:XV to get a PS4 but this may make me purchase it sooner.

Did he lose his safety glasses in the middle there?

I'm very familiar with the ketchup udder from my tour of duty at Fatburger. It was a giant foil bag that you dropped into a a wall receptacle. The revolving door of technical school cokeheads I had to work with liked to stab them and scream lines from some Rob Zombie horror movie before they stole a whole bunch of…

I'm starting to become of the opinion that all of the "bad" episodes of Arrow and The Flash are on me for not liking them for what they are. It's my grandma's soaps with DC characters and it's amazing when you think of it like that. If it gets a little dumb from time to time, then I feel that maybe I just have to love…

Apparently my maternal great-grandmother died and there was consoling and also my dad didn’t buy birth control with the credit card so here I am.

I’m morbidly curious now.

This is a really awesome idea and it really needs to be done, but this is going to run into the same problem as Evolve where everyone is going to want to play as the DM and no one wants to actually do the adventuring.

Yeah, this is how he's gathering data from the first human trials. The virus had to originate from somewhere, and if it was Blaine it would have to have been comically incidental like the mystery meat from the Halloween episode of Community. If it is an engineered virus, Ravi either is the mastermind or has a deep…

Somedays I try to imagine a world where all of the culture and style of the 80s wasn't offset by the Reagan Administration, but then my penis can only get so erect.

Yeah, it seems more like a pyramid scheme destined to fail than some brilliant Xanthos Gambit though.

No, I think he's the mastermind that made the zombie virus.

It took only a few seconds to realize that Blaine doesn't just want to poison the masses with his new zombie drug; he wants to build a zombie army that he can later exploit for profit and power.

I've never measured it because knowing won't change the outcome. I think it's average but the feedback I've gotten says that I'm bigger than average, though that may be unreliable information.

Unless someone out there wants to be a hand-to-hand combat ready bride I'm probably going to end up sad and alone because I can't fight numerous ninjas all by myself.

Ugh.. I wish. I'm 194cm (~6'4") so unless the woman is at least 180cm, the height discrepancy tends to make it dangerous.

I humbly volunteer for purse holding duty!

Secret family pierogi recipe.

This stuff is terrible. I tried applying this to my guns but it really irritated my skin. I'm not sure what esoteric skin type it was made for, but it's not for general use.