I got drunk and tried to wax myself. I'm somewhat but not overly hairsuite and it causes me to be frequently itchy. I tried doing my leg first but apparently my roots are really deep and strips came off but only took some wax and hair leaving plenty on my legs. So then I tried my arm and had similar results. I tried…

I tried watching the video but now I need to wash my ears out with something more palatable like Nickleback.

Wow, he looks like the makeup department from the Tim & Eric Show was trying to make someone look really unattractive on purpose.

That would be a brilliant twist. I like it.

Full contact mech racing.

Computer goggles? Computer goggles... COMPUTER GOGGLES!!!!!!!!

I'm kinda perplexed, so I looked up the history of the Response to The State of The Union Address, and I still don't understand why it's a thing. The State of The Union Address is in The Constitution, and it makes sense that it's a thing. But an "official" response by the opposition party? A prepared statement of,…

This one time I tried telling this girl I worked with at Wendy's that I liked her so I boasted about how young and dumb I was and how I wasn't afraid of anything except her and she thought that I was threatening to kill her.

I've never read the Spawn comics but I saw the HBO version and I read the Wikipedia synopsis. I really like the idea of God and Satan as petulant rival siblings.

Black jeans, white belt, black shirt with red print, gaudy red overshirt with a black marching band cord, custom black and red Converse, spiked dog collar, and goggles.

Yeah, like this morning it was like I was the only person that showed up to church massively hungover dressed like Billy Idol's cognitively challenged bastard. People just aren't hardcore enough anymore.

I've been to a few play parties and live sex doesn't really get me going unless I'm participating, but it's not really the Dead Kennedys without Jello so... I don't know, it depends on the set list.

I had to cut my mother and my family at large from my life. My mother is an insanely toxic person and she just doesn't understand it. She passively aggressively belittles everyone that has a life that is different than her strict Catholic upbringing told her everyone should have. She doesn't like that I wear goggles…

Seriously, how hasn't there been a crowdfunding thing for a a Power Glove like apparatus/holster for a smart phone?

Pennsylvania: It's got Pittsburgh in the West, Philly in the East, and Alabama down the middle.

You mean they can put whatever time and work they need to put into this without arbitrary constraints and release it whenever it's ready? What a brave new world we live in.

And she was playing with the wood pieces which have a much higher frictional coefficient then the plastic ones.

Please tell me that something went down at the Overland Park Mall and that it's not too late for it to be incorporated int to MPGIS Season 4.

MS Saga... One one hand, you're digging really deep, on the other hand, I would do straight up ACDC Dirty Deeds for a copy of that right now, it was that good.