Then you should be on a watchlist, asshole.

Niche question, but as a new dad I’ve had to move car seats/car seat bases between multiple cars a lot over the past year, and I’ve come to appreciate two things I never thought I’d seriously consider: car seat fit (search “car seat fit report card” if you’re not familiar) and ride quality for people in the back.

Again…

He said 250,000 miles, not feet.

I’m liking the Afeela better than before, although it still sounds like a brand of adult diapers and the front is giving me Bottomtooth vibes.

Never have I seen context do so much work. 

Musk singlehandedly proved all those D.A.R.E cops in elementary school right—drugs really aren’t cool. 

Lancaster is shit at managing traffic. I grew up in the area and came back for a visit recently and I couldn’t believe how so few known congestion problems still exist 15 years later, only now there’s double the population in the city and suburbs. 

I’ve read this headline four times and still don’t know what it means.

People like this make me think we ought to apply the same practice to guns as we do for tasers — before you get to carry a taser, you need to get tased to understand what it really does. I.e., people like this that want to be cops so they can kill with impunity should have to be shot before they get a gun. 

Pet peeve: articles in general with no bylines. 

I’ve heard of fat, corrupt southern sheriffs so I guess it’s logical that Mr. Mayor-Judge would have an ass the size of hamlet.

A non-profit board making terrible decisions?

Don’t talk about my mom like that.

I hear what you’re saying but I think you’re being uncharitable by perpetuating the idea that e-bikes are for lazy or obese people. I see quite a few every day and it’s mostly couriers, tourists, and casual riders. I may spot a handful of obese people riding them on an average week, but they’re no different than any…

Some of these comments make me think it’s computer hour at some retirement community right now.

I couldn’t stand it. I watched five or six episodes in the first season and I was bored out of my skull. Everything from the characters to the dialogue was complete shit; a masterclass in bad storytelling.

Here’s hoping The Simpsons continue to predict the future accurately.

Mother Sucker.

These people look like they’re already just so tired of the future.