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I’m in this situation right now and there’s no guarantee you can get your passport on the same day. I’ve called many times over the past week, and was told repeatedly “It’s up to the agent’s discretion if you’ll receive that passport that day” and “there’s a limited number of passports an office can give out

I always thought these rude concept restaurants were stupid; there’s enough nastiness in the world.

Any idea why the truck was stopped on the tracks? Was there a mechanical failure, or are there some physics at work that make railroad crossings more difficult for semis than cars?

500,000 pennies?! He must’ve spent millions!

What’s the worst that can happen if it does? You get annoyed? OR someone sees the alert, goes out to check their car, and finds their kid asleep in a vehicle that’s quickly heating up.

Let’s pull our heads out of our asses on this one — that feature could save lives and should be implemented.

I have a 2011 Saab 9-5 and since I picked it up two years ago, I’ve had three people ask me if “Saab is making cars again.” 

This is the correct take.

I love this idea, and the possibilities are pretty huge. Off the top of my head it seems like wireless charging is perfectly suited to major intersections, street parking in the busier areas of cities (where there’s often a time limit and the enforcement is higher), smaller retail parking lots, and even fast food

Don’t body shame.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: nationalize the railroads.

potato potahto

Oof, the unbearable cringe of executive ego. 

I’m not going to be nice, shake his hand, or help him locate the big English Cucumbers he’s going to stick in his ass, later this evening.

Awesome article! I had no idea landfills were any more sophisticated than “turn a hole into a hill with trash and fuhgeddaboudit.” If Giz is open to topic suggestions, can you write a similar piece garbage incinerators? Some municipalities claim they have environmental benefits over landfills, but it seems like a

A Nissan SUV? How on brand for this clown. 

THANK YOU. As a writer, I can’t tell you how many times some Big Brain™ critic offers feedback exactly like above. You want an in-depth argument on a complicated subject in about 30 characters? If you’re not part of the target audience and you’re incapable of learning more about the issue on your own, that’s on you

Not surprised they were in a Dodge Caravan.

To say nothing of the tsunami of unsolicited feedback from people who aren’t qualified to even participate in a blind taste test between soda brands.