I feel happy for his mom, now. She can wash her hands of her fat load of a son and move on with her life.

This is a fantastic article. Just curious, how long do pieces like this take you? If it was my deadline, it’d be my whole week. 

I grew up in Lancaster County and always hated Middleswarth’s. I figured they were big in western PA, but Goods and Gibble’s are superior.

Plus their tagline is stupid.

I think “PCP Gorilla ” would be a natural sequel. In fact, I smell a franchise...
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PCP Gorilla
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Bullshit. Show me the hard data.

This article turned me on to five vehicles I’ve never heard of before, and man are they gorgeous. Thank you.

wtf? What’s wrong with you? 

If I had to guess, I’d say GameStop doesn’t care how impacts customers because they’re finally closing, declaring bankruptcy, or rebranding into a different kind of irrelevant thing.  

Bring it here! This looks like the slightly less creative but more grounded sibling of the BMW i3.

Man. Just fuuuuuck Texas.

Looks like she didn’t have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment.

“Take this offline” absolutely belongs in the most annoying category. 

You do realize that your entire argument was refuted by the facts in the article, right? The “outperformer” (whatever that means) was laid off just like everyone else. Meritocracy falls apart the minute people become line items on a corporate accountant’s financial report.

Man, what is going on with the south shore this year?

I say leave most offices in the last century. Sure, some companies need them. But let them do a shared space thing, maybe even like Google’s doing it. Or invest in those mini office pods so people aren’t forced to be on display all the time (but I digress—the open office floor plan is a separate evil). But don’t force…

YES. I’ve been scratching my civ itch with an awesome little android game because I don’t have a dedicated laptop at the moment. This announcement will force me to start hunting.

p.s. I don’t mean to plug, but I genuinely think the android game in question is awesome. It’s called UnCiv, and it’s a mobile Civ 5. 

Oh, nice! The new mustang!

I think this is a great argument for replacing CEOs with AI, actually. The ability to analyze and act on data coming in from all sides is just the thing AI was built for, and you can’t tell me an AI CEO would be any worse than some of the current big minds helming big companies. Hell, it may even be a more humane and…

Damn near killed ‘em

BMW i3