Seems like a pretty on-brand move for someone with an authoritarian bent and increasingly right-wing views.

Why does Musk have a problem with Markey wearing a mask? The man physically can’t stop himself from being an asshole.

If I already spilled wine on the carpet then the only thing vodka will do is get me to eat four hot dogs at 2 a.m. while I pass out watching Futurama.

Don’t be shitty.

The real horror of this story is finding out that someone would willingly have sex with Palmer Luckey. 

That sounds like a great solution and very conscientious. Best of health to your family!

Why don’t you cook/eat land animals? (Genuinely curious)

Go away. We’re not biting.

YES. Prior to getting hired at my current job, I was lucky to have a conversation with someone who was leaving the role. They told me their salary flat-out, and it was a refreshing bit of candor in a corporate setting. It was 5 grand more than what I was prepared to suggest, and I’m grateful for his insight. (They met…

Second for Grape Nuts. Drizzle some maple syrup and a sprinkle of cinnamon over it and there’s nothing better, cold or hot.

Also, Crispix. And in the 90's I seem to remember a honey-nut version of Crispix (or analog) that’s left a cereal-sized hole in my hippocampus.

I’m from Philly. Don’t blame the city for your shitty bootlicking.

I have nothing funny or insightful to say, just that this is an awesome article. And kudos on the book!

Sacrilicious.

Made my morning.

Get bent, Toyota. 

I’ve read this headline three times and I have no idea what it’s saying.

Where’s the Saab 9-2X? (Rebadge of the second gen Impreza hatch.)

Build a fucking bridge already.

Thanks, Dodge!