Why don’t you cook/eat land animals? (Genuinely curious)

Second for Grape Nuts. Drizzle some maple syrup and a sprinkle of cinnamon over it and there’s nothing better, cold or hot.

Also, Crispix. And in the 90's I seem to remember a honey-nut version of Crispix (or analog) that’s left a cereal-sized hole in my hippocampus.

I’m from Philly. Don’t blame the city for your shitty bootlicking.

I have nothing funny or insightful to say, just that this is an awesome article. And kudos on the book!

Sacrilicious.

Made my morning.

Get bent, Toyota. 

Where’s the Saab 9-2X? (Rebadge of the second gen Impreza hatch.)

Build a fucking bridge already.

Thanks, Dodge!

This response is critically under-starred.

One of our favorite easy dinners is Jarlsberg, hummus, sardines, some vegetable, and a nice crusty loaf.

Costco has a wonderful organic hummus (Hannah’s) and Jarlsberg for a fair price; get ‘em both if you’re a member.

Ahem. “One plane, two cars, 770 miles and six hours – all to get to work and back.”

Honda Prelude. But it doesn’t need to come back exactly as the original...a shooting brake variant would be totally fiiiiine.

“*checks notes* Asian son of a blue-collar rural Aussie!”

This killed me. Take a star!

What a horrible ordeal! I had no idea a snakebite could be that bad (I mean, other than straight-up fatalities). Glad you’re doing better, and I hope it’s all downhill from here.

+1; I’d love to see the top 10 NPs and NDs. Maybe as a year-end feature? Please?

Looking at his channel makes me think that he isn’t in on the joke — he may just be that gauche.

You don’t need a membership to go to the food court.