RIP Drew

From: Elisabeth M.

This is silly - no one can “make” a woman have an abortion or tubal ligation. Women own their own bodies, right? So why is it when they have something done they later regret, you shift the blame on someone other than her?

Came here to say this.  I would rather stab myself in the ear with an icepick than listen to “Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time.”

I love Jepsen’s voice but even she can’t save that song. We’ve known since medieval time that 2-1 suspensions are lame, but even if they weren’t, that song still needs at least one, preferably three, more melodic ideas.

Cool. Now get rid of Paul McCartney and we’ll be talking.

I think there should be a rule that you’re only allowed to play songs about or prominently mentioning specific times when it is that time. Music about summer should only be played in summer, winter music in winter, Christmas music on Christmas, and Last Christmas last Christmas.

Plenty of Texas high schools can host. 

I loved when the one mutant guy put the coffee maker in the box, paused, and said "this isn't very fulfilling".

i think your take is pretty much spot on. only thing i disagree with is mr stotch’s little speech to butters. i think the whole point of that speech is he was passing the buck to butters. saying how butters needs his stuff, needs little presents to himself. butters is sitting there saying ‘dad i don’t care about the…

Butters peacocking killed me. That was so funny. And Santa’s reaction to the “inappropriate tweeting” was priceless. It was also nice to see Big Gay Al and Heidi at the bike parade, if only for a moment. 

seriously, those characters really fucking startle me

Phoenix will not be inhabitable by 2037.

They can move to Seattle and change the team name to Rain.

Pat would be extremely disappointed to have his family affairs play out in the public

Gonna be watching this clip like the god damned Zapruder film to find some clues

Bale can’t be the best Batman, because he has that irritating, undecipherable growl. That’s an exclusionary offense from “best” in my book. Keaton or bust as the best bat.

Shatner is pretty reasonable. Those clutching their pearls over this song - which has been ridiculously taken out of context - have not been reasonable.

Such is outrage culture. Imagine all of this wasted energy had been channeled into something productive? lol... I can’t wait to see what’s in store for 2019.

Dude. Adam West was the best Batman. Have you never heard of the Batusi?