I would think it would quite difficult to commit an assault on someone far away.  Being really close is a prereq to land punches, no?  

-1 for bonspiel missing from the headline. 

If you don’t like it, don’t look at it. Or, you could chew your corn more.

Yes Barry, we are all aware that Peterman is now available

“Like, say, how Americans didn’t have first claim to the land, and how we near about ‘Other’d’ the Native Americans out of existence.”

I read that Green also raised doubts about KD’s mom’s MVP trophy.

“How can I correct a server who mispronounces a dish?”

Stuffing. Dressing goes on a salad.
End of discussion 

I’ll keep it short unlike you...

“If you read this site you probably already know why VAR, soccer’s misguided foray into video replay, is shit.”

She called Lynch a millennial and somehow you politicized it and got beta snowflake cuck out of that? This was absolutely awful, but I think many of us realize this wouldn’t have been published if you didn’t sensationalize it a bit all of it. Want to write about Rousey’s moving political stance? Or the McMahon…

Yeah and he didn’t wait 8-1/4yrs into his presidency to do something that should have been done 8yr ago by a BLACK PREZ 

Bet now He wants due process...

Instead, Grandpa represents all elderly people (I guess he’s just the one really old guy in town?)

So... that’s a massive foul, and LeBron is screaming his head off if that goes uncalled at the other end.

Fittingly, Kewan Platt is the only D-III athlete named after the onscreen fight graphics from the Adam West version of Batman.

*eyeroll*

It must suck to have to date in the public eye and have to have reasons for why your significant others look the way they do. 

the way Luka’s getting knocked around you’d think they hired Suzanne Vega as a coach

I worked with his dad for a while. He drank three beers at lunch once when we all went to Chili’s.