So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

I’d much rather to listen to “We Built This City” than “White Rabbit.”

That’s how Stan would’ve wanted it.

Not sarcasm, he would’ve been extremely cool with it.

The allegory for superhumans being oppressed is always a little rough around the edges, considering Guatamalan refugees can’t explode into fire when threatened. And Muslims can’t shoot deadly spikes from their arms..well the ones I’ve met can’t at least.

Naturally, she approves of their no hands policy.

If all of the players unretired tomorrow, Suzyn Waldman’s head would explode.

There’s a reason they call it a one-arm bandit.

If you can’t masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM in Vegas then where can you masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM at?

Oprah backing bad science? I can’t believe it!

Oprah must be getting paid to promote these. I mean, I've always thought so (except maybe the first year) because how do her many favorite things change every year? But ok there is a 0% chance that her favorite mixed flavor popcorn tin isn't from Garrett's. 

It’s stupid that the NBA makes him waste a year of his career at Duke. 

All of these kids had to take a Civics/Government class to graduate high school, why is it everyone’s responsibility to tell everyone to vote?  These kids don’t have social media?  Don’t live on a college campus?  Please. 

Regardless of your political affiliation, if it takes a celebrity’s advice for you to vote, then you probably shouldn’t be voting.

I might not be asking this if he weren’t a flat-earther, but... are we sure he did that intentionally?

So... shooting at the buzzer during your career best night is bad sportsmanship, but throwing a young player’s career night game ball into the stands out of spite isn’t?

Dunno. Never found it hard to dribble off my knee. 

“This movie didn’t appropriately validate my political views” is not a film review.

Kavanaugh & Weinstein have been accused of criminal sex acts.

It sounds like the movie is good, it just has the wrong message, in the opinion of the reviewer. Is that accurate? Or is the movie itself not very good? Because the rating suggests the movie is bad, but the reviewer also says it’s “superficially entertaining”.

Oh my God. An entertaining movie that is not the correct thesis for this moment, in the opinion of a...a what? An expert. Well, better not see that - what if I got entertained? What a calamity.