Miguel Ángel Jiménez is the most interesting man in the world.

Most of these are in New York.

He would’ve been the Lakers starting center and, probably, their second best player, if the Lakers hadn’t let him go to create cap room that they didn’t use. Instead, the Lakers now want to sign Tyson Chandler.

He probably looks like Andy Reid.

It didn’t work out that way for the Grizzlies. Every baseball fan in Canada already has a favourite team. People in B.C. may switch to cheering for the expansion team, but I doubt Winnipeggers would care that much.

In the 80s, McDonalds used to sell coupons to give out to kids on Halloween. If I remember, they cost $2 but were worth about $5. I assume they stopped it when people started to buy them for themselves.

What’s the verdict on whether Embiid is an asshole?  The evidence has been piling up for years with every little spat he gets into, but the decision desk seems reluctant to call it.

I’m pretty sure they do the show out of South Park Studios in L.A., or at least they did a few years ago when they made the documentary.

How much is Menchie’s paying you to trash CREAM, Laura?

The whole analogy is stupid. In the show, aliens threaten to wipe out a significant part of humanity nearly every week. Aliens have wreaked havoc on National City, killing many in the process. The agency tasked with combating the threat of aliens was headed by someone claiming to be human who was really an alien.…

Maybe they’re experimenting to try to find a cure and need infected subjects. The A and B could refer to whether or not the infected subject has died from the bite yet.

I don’t want to look creepy like this guy.  That’s why my white van is windowless.

I think Dennis is in the green suit.  He came back for the Super Bowl but didn’t want to reveal himself.

With the Cavs, he would usually take the technical free throws too, even when Kyle Korver, a 90% free throw shooter, was on the floor.

Most people had switched to CDs by 1993.

I guess literally calling them “PC babies” wasn’t enough of a clue for you as to what Matt and Trey were going for.

All day I dream about scandal.

I think I used to rent that basement apartment.

He was not “President of the United States”, he was “President of the Continental Congress”. He was a president in the United States but not of the United States. You could say that Mike Pence is a president because he is President of the Senate, but that doesn’t make him “President of the United States”.

They also retired Dan Marino’s jersey, for some reason.