Abstinence? 

How does this news affect Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

There was also this.

Auf wiedersehen, Felicia.

Preparation H helps relieve the itching. 

These kids are the same age:

You leave out Arthur Friedenreich and Ademir and, arguably, Neymar. 

Victory or Valhalla! 

Argentina should have spent more time kicking the ball, and less time kicking Croatians.

Shut up and dribble.

In my day, they launched flying lawnmowers into the crowd.

I’m betting he receives a text from Peter Thiel.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

The ref can play the advantage and allow the goal.

The only thing surprising about this is that MIT has a creative writing program.

It will be a flash-forward and will show a grown-up Judith, played by Jon Bernthal in a blonde wig.

It’s still a planet to me.

I have it on good authority that he plans on signing a rotating series of ten-day contracts with various teams during the season, then deciding who to commit to by the trade deadline. LeBron is a transformative athlete looking to disrupt the paradigm.

He took a lot of bullets, including a “kill shot” and survived. Seems pretty implausible if he is a human.

Maryland Redskins?