This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

The ref can play the advantage and allow the goal.

The only thing surprising about this is that MIT has a creative writing program.

It’s still a planet to me.

I have it on good authority that he plans on signing a rotating series of ten-day contracts with various teams during the season, then deciding who to commit to by the trade deadline. LeBron is a transformative athlete looking to disrupt the paradigm.

He took a lot of bullets, including a “kill shot” and survived. Seems pretty implausible if he is a human.

Maryland Redskins?

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

It’s just locker room talk.

Yes, the Iranian player was perfectly positioned behind him for the tap in. He had to try to put it out of play.

You’ll still count as a rookie after your gap year.

“I find that ducks’ opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.”

Toronto and Montreal have natural grass in their soccer stadia. Edmonton will be using Commonwealth stadium which replaced their grass with artificial turf a few years ago, but will be using natural grass for the tournament.

It can be defeated by goggles.

I think the Uruguayans, Argentinians and sundry other Spanish speaking players more than make up for that.

Nobody was going to get passed anyway.

Global warming is a plot to flood the original 13 colonies and make Ohio the east coast, thereby undoing the American Revolution. Why else would Cleveland name their team after the royalist cavaliers?

The players will be getting an invite to the White House. Trump might even let Ovechkin and Kuznetsov move in.

He could just nip it.