The heckler may just have been hungry.

Or, maybe just called a timeout himself.

The correct term is “bastard”.

What about Jimmy Kimmel?

I wish I was him. I went to the same gym as him and he is hung like a horse.

Based on the schools and the people that the accounts follow, the accounts are most likely his son’s.

Straws suck.

When is the Warriors’ parade?

Donald Sutherland is the Canadian Morgan Freeman.

The new policy is bad news for Ryan Shazier.

employees must drink from the chlorine fountains

“NAZI’S ARE LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF AMERICA AND AMERICAN IDEALS.”

You could say that every year (and I do).

While Clinton won Illinois, the type of suburban/exurban area depicted in the show went for Trump, many by wide margins. Looking at the map, Trump swept virtually every non-urban county.

That’s how I respond when my waitress asks me to clarify my order.

He had the strength of five men.

I saw an interview with him a few months ago. He is now completely bald.

Including his hair.

I didn’t bother watching because Albert Burneko said that the series was already over.

Ikea has pretty good deals at their cafeteria too. I only eat at restaurants that also sell furniture.