That’ll be one to tell the grandkids about, if he remembers it.

Gross.

That’s nuts!

I think somebody needs a nap.

Oh, please. Virtually everything that Deadspin publishes has already been on other sites, including this story.

Now, two NBA franchises in Texas are owned by reality TV stars.

The difference between the U.S. Virgin islands and the British Virgin Islands has convinced me that the American Revolution was a mistake.

Yes, we’re acquainted:

Is that against the rules?

It’s Chef from South Park.

We all understood what she meant, but thank you for taking the time to explain it to us anyway.

Littlefinger/Sansa won the Battle of the Bastards, when Jon Snow failed.

Brienne is making those giant babies with the Hound.

I find it odd that none of the judges on America’s Got Talent are from the U.S.

Because losers from the qualifying and group stages of the Champions League drop into the Europa League. You could have a situation where a team has to drop out, mid-competition.

He shouldn’t have shaved the beard.

You have it backwards. The lawsuit was served on Neymar on August 11. He knew about it before he made those remarks. The remarks are a reaction to the suit, not the other way around.

Or, they’re waiting for the long winter to fully set in.

Protection against sunburn.

A commissioner’s job is to be hated, so much, that fans forget about hating the owners. He takes all the heat. Remember how much David Stern was hated. It’s no different with Bettman in the NHL. Right now everyone is up in arms about the NHL not allowing its players in the Olympics, but it’s not the owners…