Oh, I see the paid, eclipse glasses industrial complex, shills have shown up.

“JFK sent us to the Moon”

Yes.

Riley Cooper didn’t get punished by the league, after the Eagles levied a fine. I could see it being similar.

False Flag!!!

Can Tim Tebow dunk?

The three guys dunking were dunking on a ten foot rim, just like the NBA. The seven guys hitting home runs probably weren’t hitting them over a fence that was 400 feet to centerfield.

How far was the fence? The fence in my high school park it was 240 feet.

Nobody cares about your fantasy football team!

A similar thing happened on 90210 when Andrea’s teacher tried to force a story into the West Beverly Blaze.

I am 1,000 percent fully present.

We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.

Nope. It’s Talla.

Nuclear winter is coming.

If Prince Charles died before his mother, Prince William would be next in line, not Prince Andrew. Once the line is established, it goes through them regardless of whether they actually ascend to the throne.

Russ Howard yelling “HURRY HAAAAARD” should be the Canadian national anthem.

The fact that Youngstown State hired a football coach as President of the school tells you where their priorities lie.

As someone from Toronto, I don’t spend any time thinking about people from Vancouver.

The only reason there are auto plants in Mississippi is because it is a right-to-work state. Over the last two decades, more auto plants have opened in Mississippi that in Michigan.