Only works if facial hair works for you. I get awful skin rashes anytime I go more than 3 days without shaving.

Ugh, man, I’m like four months short of forty and my ear hair has spontaneously gone into overdrive.  I think it’s now growing faster than the rest of my facial hair.  WTF?

The greatest swearers in the world are Hungarians and it’s not even close.

went back to playing old man hockey at 47 - made it 20 games and blew out my ACL - good times.

Ear hairs are hell. I’m in the middle of a prolonged and unwinnable war with them.

I both have a bald spot and grey hair. I’m 44 and don’t care.  You’re only as old as you allow yourself to be.  And I’ve let myself get too old by not exercising.  I really need to get back to the gym and playing old man hockey.

In the last three years I have increasingly employed “fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck” in response to reading the day’s headlines. It is satisfying.

“The First Pancake.”

I said once that I treat nose/ear hairs with the same policy as spiders - I will not seek you out in your dark places and hunt you down, but if you come into the light I will strike without mercy.

Plot

Email of the week dude forgot ear hair (rims of the ear, not inside, although that’s gross too). Although EVERYONE should shave that shit, no matter what color your hair is.

That stadium is packed! Cobb county didn’t need parks and schools anyway.

I’ve been thinking VW merger for a while, too. Clearly VW is ready and willing to throw resources at EV and AV development. Imagine if all the gobs of money FCA is making with gas so cheap went into R&D. VW gets to pay all the dieselgate fines and be on the forefront of the future wave, and FCA probably survives in a…

Tesla would be better.  They have the platforms ready and need good interiors to go with them.

Thank God I'm not the only person who had this thought. Truth be told though, it hasn't had the right flavor in a long time (ever since they got away from diced toppings really). What I would do to get another medium Supreme that tasted like it did from my childhood...

not when this is already the hottest July on record and we’re on track for 2019 to be the hottest year on record.  These incidents are the result of an epidemic, not a one-time event. 

And not wrong about the lack of emails. Got to the last and thought “that’s it?”

Vladimir:

Both of your go to's are mine as well here in St Petes

I wish we could figure out a new term for cuckolding.  Cuck has become a default insult for a certain class of internet troll and it’s hard to not think of those basement dwelling MRA assholes when I see the word even if it’s not the context.